Evian Masters Rd Three 2012

[bobawiefan]

hole one...par...+1...T56
fairways hit 3 of 8
gir...6 of 10
total putts 15
I'm going to hang it up for the night...I'm lost with the stats

go michelle go

[wiefan]

Hi ya folks...remember Hulk Hogan and Randy "Macho Man" Savage of the Wrestling World...well, they were TAG TEAM Partners....just like BobaWiefan and myself....anyway...my partner lives somewhere in the USA and it is 3:00+ AM for him...it is ONLY 12:20 AM in Hawaii and I am still PEPPY...so let me "TAG" my partner and continue his TERRIFFIC Play by play

bobawiefan provided all of you with a lot of GREAT Stats and facts...I will provide you with a lot of "BS Stuff"....hmmm

anyway...here is what I got so far....

Hole #2...Wiesy's got late credit for a Fairway hit in the stats....hole 2 is a par 3, so no way could she have gained a Fairway hit...but she got credit for one anyway....she did hit the green for her GIR...and she did 2 putt for her par...thus hole #2 stats look like this

Fairways hit is 4
GIRS is 7
putts is 17

Hole #3 ....missed the fairway, but got her GIR an 2 putt par

folks, I don't know about any of you...but I have a GREAT feeling that Wiesy is going to shoot a great score in her remaining SIX holes...she is playing VERY STEADY..I can feel it...Lets go Wiesy...PROVE me RIGHT....go Wiesy go

[wiefan]

YIKES folks...I PUMP up the Kid, and what does she do...BURST my BUBBLE

Hole #4 is a Bogey....but...she did hit the fairway....missed her GIR....BUT got a 1 PUTT bogey...whew....Wiesy Golf is sure UNPREDICTABLE

anyway...like I said earlier....I have a GOOD feeling that Wiesy is going to play GREAT golf in her FINAL FIVE Holes ....hmmm

actually Hole #4 is the HARDEST hole on this Nine....Natalie has 2 bogeys on Hole #4 in this tournament

anyway....for those watching the leaders....I say watch out for Cristie Kerr....I personally think that she is going to WIN this event....she is playing GREAT STEADY GOLF....just my personal opinion

anyway....come on KID, let's RIP the EYES out of the last five holes....go Wiesy go

[wiefan]

Folks...the Olympics are here, and if they had a "JOGGING in Place" event....Wiesy could enter....lemme explain....looking at Wiesy's scorecard....for 5 holes in this tournament, she was minus 1....for one hole in this tournament she got as high as +3....but for the rest of her holes she was "JOGGING in PLACE" with a STEADY "EVEN PAR to Minus TWO" score....thus SAME SAME as JOGGING in PLACE....hmmm....fascinating stuff huh

[wiefan]

Hole #5....PAR.....Good Job "Jogging Wiesy"....hmmm...Hit the fairway....BUT Missed her GIR....But her Putting Stat will improve with her ONE Putt

Folks...DO NOT be surprised....I have a great feeling that Wiesy will get an EAGLE today....I think Hole #9....MARK MY WORDS....the kid has NEVER Let me down Before

come on Wiesy....four holes left to Prove me RIGHT....wowWie folks I am sure putting a lot of Pressure on Myself and the Kid....Lets go Wiesy....ATTACK!!!!

[wiefan]

OUCH a Bogey on Hole #6....oooowwwiiiieeeee....Holy confusion Batman...the stats just got HAYWIRE....Prior to this Bogey hole it was
Fairways hit = 6
GIRS = 8
PUTTS = 21

it now reads
Fairways = 6
GIRS = 10
Putts = 26

WIESY DID NOT FIVE PUTT HOLE # 6 .....yikes!!! no wonder bobawiefan was PULLING OUT HIS PRECIOUS FEW HAIRS trying to follow this confusing STAT INFO

anyway...lemme go and LOOK in the Mirror to see if I am getting Bald....gulp

Folks, I am going outside to take a SMOKE Break....in about 2 weeks, I head off to Vegas for Vacation....if I was there right now...I would drop some cash that Wiesy WILL BIRDIE Hole #7....that is HOW CONFIDENT I am of the Kid's Golfing ability....YEP...my WHOLE WIESY DOLLAR would be laid out on the TABLE....go Wiesy Go

[wiefan]

SO I LOSE A DOLLAR...so what .....but at least the kid DID'NT make a Bogey...gulp

Folks, A Par on hole #7....stats didn't update, but I am not going to LOSE a few hairs on my precious scalp over this

WieNation....did I ever tell you about this great feeling I have about Wiesy is going to play her last TWO holes in GRAND Fashion....just you watch and see....Wiesy is going to BLITZ these last Two Holes.....lemme check my wallet and see how many wie-Dollars I have left....hmmm

anyway folks....it is now 1:45 AM in Hawaii....my "Jogging Wiesy is making me a little sleepy

did I ever tell any on you about how hard bobawiefan works in doing his Play by play....anyway....bobawiefan does a GREAT job for this site with all of the time and effort that he puts in...so I say...way to go bobawiefan....you are truly a GREAT WIE BOOSTER....my laptop that I am typing this is just like the LPGA STATS....the keyboard keeps on making typing errors and skipping movements....whew....maybe, I should save my wie-dollars and buy a new one....hmmm

anyway lemme go and check to see for the NEXT Wiesy Birdie....hmmmm

[wiefan]

Folks....the LPGA site is STUCK....but according to the LET site...this is what happened....

YIKES...a bogey on hole #8.....hmmm....do you get the feeling that perhaps I have maybe JINXED the kid....lemme see....I came in this TAG TEAM 5 holes ago...in that time Wiesy has Bogeyed 3 of 5....hmmmm

anyway folks....REMEMBER what I said about Wiesy is going to play a GREAT ONE HOLE....well folks, that hole is coming up....Hole #9 is the HOLE that Wiesy will KILL....yep....Wiesy is going to EAGLE this hole...MARK MY WORDS...EAGLE KID EAGLE....NOT the "Bald Eagle" like in my Mirror....hmmmm

folks....the LET site also says that Wiesy BOGEYED hole #9....HOLY BALDNESS EGG IN THE FACE WIEFAN....boy oh boy...when I screw up, I sure do it BIG TIME....I am like a "RELIEF PITCHER" that comes in for ONLY SIX HOLES and I give up FOUR GRANDSLAMS...yep 4 bogeys in that tiny stretch of holes....I think I will Hang-up my Pitching ARM ....hmmmm

anyway....have a great weekend folks....hmmm....the LPGA site still has Wiesy on Hole #8....perhaps this is a good time for me to sneak away quietly....hmmmm.....

here is my analysis of Wiesy's Tournament so far...AT LEAST SHE MADE THE CUT....this means money added to her LPGA YEARLY total for exemption NEXT year....I think she is currently somewhere around 90 something or higher....I think she needs to be around TOP 70 or 80....Lojo could probable be more accurate than I am on this....but all the little bit helps

anyway...I am NOT discouraged in Wiesy's Play...in my eyes, this is like a Marathon, NOT a sprint....the LONG HAUL results is what is important....as long as Wiesy does not give up...neither will I as a fan of Wiesy golf.....you have good days and bad days....I foresee GOOD DAYS coming soon....last three words....go Wiesy go!!!

LPGA stats just got in....
Fairways = 6
GIRs = 11
Putts = 30
Drive on Hole #9 = ONLY 200 yards...YIKES...how you Figga....hmmm

anyway....I am going to Bed...see ya....have a great weekend folks....COMEBACK bobawiefan COMEBACK....the kid Needs you....if you are losing your hair...WEAR a HAT....WieNation NEEDS you....I am going to AMPUTATE my Relief Pitching ARE....perhaps Both of my arms to look like Venus De Milo....hmmm....see ya folks

and the CROWD cheers as I am taken OUT of the Game, and then the CROWD CHEERS WILDLY as they announce that BALD Bobawiefan is Returning tomorrow to PITCH the ENTIRE GAME....yippie Kai yo kai yeah

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Thanks Wiefan, I enjoyed that!
As for Wiesy's play, she made the cut so why not "go for it" remember good plays, play like a kid, have fun Wiesy.... all those thoughts going thru her head and input from the mind changers. She has so much natural talent just waiting for her. Never fear Wiesy fans! I think she had some chances for an Eagle and when her putting improves evan more she'll move up that board. Might not be this week but I have no doubt she is moving forward.

[LoJo]

Jul 28, 2012 7:23:41 GMT -5 wiefan said:

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here is my analysis of Wiesy's Tournament so far...AT LEAST SHE MADE THE CUT....this means money added to her LPGA YEARLY total for exemption NEXT year....I think she is currently somewhere around 90 something or higher....I think she needs to be around TOP 70 or 80....Lojo could probable be more accurate than I am on this....but all the little bit helps.

To get full status on the LPGA for next year, it's top 80 on the Money List, wiefan.

I don't have any worries she'll make that; however, I wish she'd vault way up higher on the $$ list by playing better!

[bobawiefan]

Hello Wie Nation:

Great job of relief pitching Wiefan…Great job…Thank you…
Michelle’s not alone in the middle of the night as long as Wie Nation is around…got to love Wie golf…
Took awhile this morning, but I got the big picture of Michelle’s stats for the third round figured out…close enough for government inspection…
Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere, unless they haul me off in a box, and it will have to be a cardboard box…I love Wie golf to much, And I want to stick around for the rest of the story of Wie golf…Wie golf is just too interesting and exciting…
As to her +4 third round…I think the stress of making the cut took its toll on Michelle’s energy…After her second round was over, I could clearly see the relief that came over her face on the 18th green…and I saw the replay again last night…
Anyway…I had the same trouble with my keyboard when lpga stats was messing up…So Wiefan, you don’t need to buy a new keyboard…Save your money for Keno…And speaking of Keno, I live in Las Vegas…Maybe we’ll get together when you come in a couple of weeks?

Total putts…30...1.67 putts/hole…We know this is correct…Her score could have been a lot worse??

Second round score…76...+4...T65
Tournament score…73...72...76...+5...T65


Evian Masters Presented by Société Générale…Jul 26-29, 2012
Evian Masters Golf Club
Evian-les-Bains, France
72 Holes…Par: 72...Yardage: 6,344

12 par…1 birdies…5 bogeys…
Fairways…6 of 14...43%...bad
Gir…11 of 18...61%
Total putts per Gir…22...Will back track when lpga stats come out on Monday
Putts per Gir…2
Chip saves…3 of 7...43%
One three putt bogey on hole nine…Questionable???
Total putts…30...1.67 putts/hole…
Sand saves…2 of 2...100%
Dist…307yd…200yds…253.5yds Ave.

Par 3’s:
2 pars…1 birdies…1 bogeys…
Gir…3 of 4...75%
Total putts per Gir…5
Putts/gir…1.67
Total putts…7...1.75 putts/hole
Chip saves…0 of 1...0%
Sand saves…0 of 0

Par 4’s:
8 pars…0 birdies…2 bogeys…
Fairways hit…5 of 10...50%
Gir…6 of 10...60%
Total putts per gir…12
Putts/gir…2
Total putts…16...1.6 putts/hole
Chip saves…2 of 4...50%
Sand saves…1 of 1...100%

Par 5’s:
2 pars…0 birdies…2 bogeys…
Fairways hit…1 of 4...25%
Gir…2 of 4...50%
Total putts per Gir…5
Putts per Gir…2.5
Total putts…7...1.75 putts/hole
Chip saves…2 of 2...100%
Sand saves…1 of 1...100%

Final round tee time:
Grp #5
Tee #1... 7:52 AM…1:52 AM EST, Sun…10:52 PM PST, Sat…7:52 PM HST, Sat..
MAGGETTI, Anais
WIE, Michelle

Thanks again Wiefan…Great job…

Got to love wie golf

bobawiefan